Socially Awkward Penguin

grandma says "look how much you've grown" so have you

grandma says

has to sit alone at a restaurant holds phone to ear and talks to imaginary friends

has to sit alone at a restaurant  holds phone to ear and talks to imaginary friends  Socially Awkward Penguin

sexiest girl in school asks out 'sorry I have a girlfriend'

sexiest girl in school asks out 'sorry I have a girlfriend'  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl walks into the room. I was about to leave anyway

Cute girl walks into the room. I was about to leave anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

Person you were staring at looks back immediately panic

Person you were staring at looks back  immediately panic  Socially Awkward Penguin

do nothing wrong know everybody hates you

do nothing wrong know everybody hates you  Socially Awkward Penguin

DANCING ON THE STAGE ALONE SHE TOOK ALL THE XTC

DANCING ON THE STAGE ALONE SHE TOOK ALL THE XTC  Socially Awkward Penguin

Im gonna be like "scull this, maggot' throws up in hands

Im gonna be like

they know what you order get something else

they know what you order get something else  Socially Awkward Penguin

Enter store. Don't want to buy anything. Buy something to make it look like you're not stealing

Enter store. Don't want to buy anything. Buy something to make it look like you're not stealing  Socially Awkward Penguin
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