Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone wishes you "Happy Birthday!" Respond "You too"

Someone wishes you

"what did you do this weekend?" fffffffffffff

tries to talk to a band member who turns out to be a dickhead I thought we were all nice liberal free thinkers and stuff!

tries to talk to a band member who turns out to be a dickhead I thought we were all nice liberal free thinkers and stuff!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl you like calls you Realize she just butt dialed you

Girl you like calls you Realize she just butt dialed you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl offers to give you head say no because you don't know what to do

Girl offers to give you head say no because you don't know what to do  Socially Awkward Penguin

People ask to stop eating with opened mouth whisper that you can't help it because you're american

People ask to stop eating with opened mouth whisper that you can't help it because you're american  Socially Awkward Penguin

just browsing in shop shop assistant pressures into buying $500 shirt, for her

just browsing in shop shop assistant pressures into buying $500 shirt, for her  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accused of knowing a girl named Jasmine... Like I know any women.

Accused of knowing a girl named Jasmine... Like I know any women.  Socially Awkward Penguin

su google maps vorrei tanto l'opzione "evita ghetto"

su google maps vorrei tanto l'opzione

About to make important phone call puts on pants

About to make important phone call puts on pants  Socially Awkward Penguin
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