Socially Awkward Penguin

ATTENTION AMERICAN Your guns are stupid

ATTENTION AMERICAN Your guns are stupid  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally cough gum into hand Hold on to it so no one sees me put it back in

Accidentally cough gum into hand   Hold on to it so no one sees me put it back in  Socially Awkward Penguin

Searches for old ugly photos still ugly

Searches for old ugly photos still ugly  Socially Awkward Penguin

Ask for watercup at fastfood restaurant stands sideways so employees can see you are actually getting water

Ask for watercup at fastfood restaurant stands sideways so employees can see you are actually getting water  Socially Awkward Penguin

Stays with friend for 4 days Holds shit for 4 days

Stays with friend for 4 days Holds shit for 4 days  Socially Awkward Penguin

Next in line to say condolences to the mother of the girl who died Gets nervous and says, "So how's your daughter doing?"

Next in line to say condolences to the mother of the girl who died Gets nervous and says,

Only adds people on facebook If I won't see them for a week or more

Only adds people on facebook  If I won't see them for a week or more  Socially Awkward Penguin

spots delivery man Waits for him to leave to avoid contact

spots delivery man Waits for him to leave
to avoid contact    Socially Awkward Penguin

"Have a good weekend" "you're welcome"

walks home alone pretends to talk on the phone the whole time

walks home alone pretends to talk on the phone the whole time  Socially Awkward Penguin
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