Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend says "Have a good drive home" Replies "You too"

Friend says

The European disguises himself with morality because he has become a sick, sickly, crippled animal that has good reason for being "tame"; for he is almost an abortion, scarce half made up, weak, awkward. (GS, 352)

The European disguises himself with morality because he has become a sick, sickly, crippled animal that has good reason for being

parents ask how girlfriend is replies, "tight"

parents ask how girlfriend is  replies,

stomach gurgles loudly in class everyone thinks you farted

stomach gurgles loudly in class everyone thinks you farted  Socially Awkward Penguin

What's the speed differences between 4g and 3g phones? What would I noticed browsing redtube.. I MEAN YOUTUBE

What's the speed differences between 4g and 3g phones? What would I noticed browsing redtube..  I MEAN YOUTUBE  Socially Awkward Penguin

Listens to Voicemail and they say 'Bye' Also says 'Bye'

Listens to Voicemail and they say 'Bye' Also says 'Bye'  Socially Awkward Penguin

Going to talk to "friends" at school in the hallway Here them trash talking about you

Going to talk to

Has a job interview didn't fucking get it because this is SAP

Has a job interview didn't fucking get it because this is SAP  Socially Awkward Penguin

Asked to sign birthday card at work Google: funny birthday messages

Asked to sign 
birthday card at work Google:
funny birthday messages  Socially Awkward Penguin

Realize cashier is an old high school crush Spend the entire time in line practicing what to say.

Realize cashier is an old high school crush Spend the entire time in line practicing what to say.   Socially Awkward Penguin
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