Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees cute grocery store cashier finds a different lane

Sees cute grocery store cashier finds  a different lane  Socially Awkward Penguin

Room full of engineering students at honors banquet No one wants to be the first to clap after first award handed out

Room full of engineering students at honors banquet No one wants to be the first to clap after first award handed out  Socially Awkward Penguin

Poops in already smelly bathroom Won't leave stall until bathroom's empty so people don't think it's you

Poops in already smelly bathroom Won't leave stall until bathroom's empty so people don't think it's you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Funny, Charming, smooth WHISKEY DICK

Funny, Charming, smooth WHISKEY DICK  Socially Awkward Penguin

Calls his friend and insults him before he says a single word HIs mother answers and hears all the insults

Calls his friend and insults him before he says a single word HIs mother answers and hears all the insults  Socially Awkward Penguin

Quickly walking down the sidewalk towards a cute girl walking the same way late at night. Crosses street nearly getting run over to avoid her thinking I'm a stalker

Quickly walking down the sidewalk towards a cute girl walking the same way late at night. Crosses street nearly getting run over to avoid her thinking I'm a stalker  Socially Awkward Penguin

falls asleep during 6th period study hall wakes up halfway through an unkown 7th period class

falls asleep during 6th period study hall wakes up halfway through an unkown 7th period class  Socially Awkward Penguin

Get a little bit tipsy at a party bare soul

Get a little bit tipsy at a party bare soul  Socially Awkward Penguin

i have to go get groceries but my landlord is mowing the lawn

i have to go get groceries but my landlord is mowing the lawn  Socially Awkward Penguin

Co-workers grandparents died in a car accident and he's on the way to the funeral tell him to "drive safe"

Co-workers grandparents died in a car accident and he's on the way to the funeral tell him to
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