Socially Awkward Penguin

Held door open for the person behind me coming down the stairs they're going down the next flight

Held door open for the person behind me coming down the stairs they're going down the next flight  Socially Awkward Penguin

How do you like me now? Motherfuckers

How do you like me now? Motherfuckers  Socially Awkward Penguin

Going clothes shopping to a well known brand store Wears said brand's clothes first, to appear as a loyal customer

Going clothes shopping to a well known brand store Wears said brand's clothes first, to appear as a loyal customer  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Hey, what's up, man?" "I'm doing fine, what about you?"

Senior VP sees you at bus stop and gives you a lift change your schedule to prevent future offers

Senior VP sees you at bus stop and gives you a lift  change your schedule to prevent future offers   Socially Awkward Penguin

Offers hug gets handshake

Offers hug gets handshake  Socially Awkward Penguin

Flirty message to girl "Seen" on Facebook No Reply

Flirty message to girl

reposts obscure unoriginal meme from weeks ago constantly rechecks link with every upvote

reposts obscure unoriginal meme from weeks ago constantly rechecks link with every upvote  Socially Awkward Penguin

on vacation with girlfriend and her family sneeze uncontrollably at 3 am and wake them all up

on vacation with girlfriend and her family sneeze uncontrollably at 3 am and wake them all up  Socially Awkward Penguin

buys car offers dealer more money

buys car offers dealer more money  Socially Awkward Penguin
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