Socially Awkward Penguin

Search History: My urethra hurts

Search History: My urethra hurts  Socially Awkward Penguin

Too shy to make friends at a party Friend request them the next day

Too shy to make friends at a party Friend request them the next day  Socially Awkward Penguin

Random number calls, possibly a hot girl Fucking telemarketer

Random number calls,
possibly a hot girl Fucking telemarketer  Socially Awkward Penguin

Chair makes farting noise Desperately try to repeat it to show it wasn't actually a fart

Chair makes farting noise Desperately try to repeat it to show it wasn't actually a fart  Socially Awkward Penguin

HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH TWO PEOPLE, ONE LEAVES FUCK

HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH TWO PEOPLE, ONE LEAVES FUCK  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute lady asks you to watch her bag while she goes to the toilet on the train. me "can't go to the toilet while the trains in the station" Lady "oh"

Cute lady asks you to watch her bag while she goes to the toilet on the train. me

Wears green shirt with "Kiss me i'm Irish" each St. Paddy's Day hoping some girl would doesn't go out in public all day

Wears green shirt with

thinks that he's smart discovers he's not when he meets actually smart people

thinks that he's smart discovers he's not when he meets actually smart people  Socially Awkward Penguin

actually happy about getting One upvote

 actually happy about getting One upvote  Socially Awkward Penguin

says "garcon, coffee" to waitress garcon means boy

says
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