Socially Awkward Penguin

puts twizzler in mouth and tells girlfriend to bite/kiss she bites lip so hard that i bleed

puts twizzler in mouth and tells girlfriend to bite/kiss  she bites lip so hard that i bleed  Socially Awkward Penguin

plays with the dog for 3 hours still plays with the dog for 3 hours

plays with the dog 
for 3 hours still plays with the dog for 3 hours  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend wishes me a happy birthday "you too!"

Friend wishes me a happy birthday

cute checkout chick says hello "Good, how has your day been?"

cute checkout chick says hello

go to get a drink of water drinking fountain is busy so i pretend like i had to go to the bathroom

go to get a drink of water drinking fountain is busy so i pretend like i had to go to the bathroom  Socially Awkward Penguin

Guy stands next to me at the urinal We both pretend to piss, fake flush, wash our hands, and leave.

Guy stands next to me at the urinal We both pretend to piss, fake flush, wash our hands, and leave.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Meet cute girl who uses Reddit Doesn't like cats

Meet cute girl who uses Reddit Doesn't like cats  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to get mail and sees mail person is still here Turn around and walk back to apartment

Goes to get mail and sees mail person is still here Turn around and walk back to apartment  Socially Awkward Penguin

Orders food for delivery Spends the waiting time freaking out over how much to tip

Orders food for delivery Spends the waiting time freaking out over how much to tip  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets downvoted adrenaline

Gets downvoted adrenaline  Socially Awkward Penguin
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