Socially Awkward Penguin

Finally gets Phone Call Doesnt answer, must be a pocket dial

Finally gets Phone Call Doesnt answer, must be a pocket dial  Socially Awkward Penguin

Realizes I'm walking in the wrong direction Stops, but has to pretend to do something for a while before walking in the other direction.

Realizes I'm walking in the wrong direction Stops, but has to pretend to do something for a while before walking in the other direction.  Socially Awkward Penguin

EVERYONE THANKS THE BUS DRIVER AS THEY GET OFF I SAY SORRY INSTEAD

EVERYONE THANKS THE BUS DRIVER AS THEY GET OFF I SAY SORRY INSTEAD   Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees popular kids standing in front of locker Walks away and goes into class without anything.

Sees popular kids standing in front of locker  Walks away and goes into class without anything.  Socially Awkward Penguin

sends a candygram to the girl he likes realizes that she is a diabetic

sends a candygram to the girl he likes realizes that she is a diabetic  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gorgeous girl says: "Hi, Nice to meet you" While ogling I reply: "Nice...." and forget the rest of the sentence

Gorgeous girl says:

Meets a friend at highschool reunion with the same name as his kid Doesn't mention children fearing that he would think he named them after him

Meets a friend at highschool reunion with the same name as his kid Doesn't mention children fearing that he would think he named them after him  Socially Awkward Penguin

Needs to be one lane over to make a turn too terrified to ask the other driver to cut in front

Needs to be one lane over to make a turn too terrified to ask the other driver to cut in front  Socially Awkward Penguin

PASSES WIND FEMALE COLLEAGUE WALKS PAST

PASSES WIND FEMALE COLLEAGUE WALKS PAST  Socially Awkward Penguin

Told customer "Happy 4th of July!" Customer was Canadian.

Told customer
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