Socially Awkward Penguin

Pretends to be asleep to avoid talking to the flight attendant

Pretends to be asleep to avoid talking to the flight attendant  Socially Awkward Penguin

Getting dark, I should turn on my headlights Better wait until there are no cars around

Getting dark, I should turn on my headlights Better wait until there are no cars around  Socially Awkward Penguin

*FLUSH* please go down please go down please go down

*FLUSH* please go down please go down please go down
  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to say hello to passerby tiny squeek comes out

Goes to say hello to passerby tiny squeek comes out  Socially Awkward Penguin

has 90 friends on facebook talks to none of them

has 90 friends on facebook  talks to none of them  Socially Awkward Penguin

browsed popular picture from ugly sweater party twin to my favorite sweater

browsed popular picture from ugly sweater party twin to my favorite sweater  Socially Awkward Penguin

Turns 18; Can buy condoms legally Still Too embarrassed

Turns 18; Can buy condoms legally   Still Too embarrassed  Socially Awkward Penguin

Make first post on reddit Don't check on post for fear of criticism

Make first post on reddit Don't check on post for fear of criticism  Socially Awkward Penguin

girlfriend says "i love you" "me too"

girlfriend says

friend looks sad, i ask "who died?" as a joke someone actually died

friend looks sad, i ask
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