Socially Awkward Penguin

Got company coming over Better put the hand lotion and tissues as far away from each other as possible, lest anyone suspect I masturbate

Got company coming over Better put the hand lotion and tissues as far away from each other as possible, lest anyone suspect I masturbate  Socially Awkward Penguin

Post content to fledgling social network Apologize

Post content to fledgling social network Apologize  Socially Awkward Penguin

Looks at girl in passenger seat through side mirror Girl sees. Pretend to look at the road.

Looks at girl in passenger seat through side mirror Girl sees. Pretend to look at the road.  Socially Awkward Penguin

random stranger gives you a dirty look everyone hates me

random stranger gives you a dirty look everyone hates me  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doorbell rings Stop everything, couch down, and stay silent until they walk away

Doorbell rings Stop everything, couch down, and stay silent until they walk away  Socially Awkward Penguin

vuther's client is bugged three people get booted so he can get his spot back

vuther's client is bugged three people get booted so he can get his spot back  Socially Awkward Penguin

Fart in corner of store in secret Worker comes over to offer help

Fart in corner of store in secret Worker comes over to offer help  Socially Awkward Penguin

Waiting for the bus Pretend to text

Waiting for the bus Pretend to text  Socially Awkward Penguin

"ok class, find a partner" oh god no

Send text message to friend they dont respond immediately Oh god I've done something wrong

Send text message to friend they dont respond immediately   Oh god I've done something wrong   Socially Awkward Penguin
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