Socially Awkward Penguin

Contacts girl whose status reads "I need new friends, my old ones are never around anymore." No Response. 4 hours later new status. "Ugh so bored, No one wants to be my friend, really?"

Contacts girl whose status reads

At a bar and a cute boy ask me to go to his place for drinks Respond: we're already at a bar silly!

At a bar and a cute boy ask me to go to his place for drinks Respond: we're already at a bar silly!  Socially Awkward Penguin

asked girl out for next Thursday Didn't realize it was Valentines Day

asked girl out for next Thursday Didn't realize it was Valentines Day  Socially Awkward Penguin

happy birhtday facebook was wrong

happy birhtday facebook was wrong  Socially Awkward Penguin

go to a movie on a weeknight to minimize chances of having to sit next to a stranger

go to a movie on a weeknight  to minimize chances of having to sit next to a stranger  Socially Awkward Penguin

Crush asks to get an umbrella from her car locks the keys in the car

Crush asks to get an umbrella from her car locks the keys in the car  Socially Awkward Penguin

Say loud and clear "Sorry" to objects Mumble an incomprehensible "sorry" at people

Say loud and clear

Ask who's winning the game, "It's tied" So who's winning?

Ask who's winning the game,

ThankYou, Enjoy your workout "...You too"

ThankYou, Enjoy your workout

hits little kid on accident pats him on the head and walks away

hits little kid on accident pats him on the head and walks away  Socially Awkward Penguin
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