Socially Awkward Penguin

car stereo turned up loud don't hear ambulance with sirens on right behind you

car stereo turned up loud don't hear ambulance with sirens on right behind you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Takes girl out on date Thanks her

Takes girl out on date Thanks her  Socially Awkward Penguin

In Court Addresses the judge as "Your Majesty"

In Court Addresses the judge as

Guest's come over while you are sleeping Pretend to be sleeping so you dont have to intruduce yourself

Guest's come over while you are sleeping Pretend to be sleeping so you dont have to intruduce yourself  Socially Awkward Penguin

"You're doing a good job" "sorry"

in elevator with one other person take out phone: screenlock off, randomly start and stop apps with no point, screenlock on. 'Bye!'

in elevator with one other person take out phone: screenlock off, randomly start and stop apps with no point, screenlock on. 'Bye!'  Socially Awkward Penguin

Car running low on fuel waits until he gets home to attend a more familiar gas station

Car running low on fuel waits until he gets home to attend a more familiar gas station   Socially Awkward Penguin

Delivery driver says "Enjoy your pizza!" "Thanks,You too!"

Delivery driver says

Waitress: Happy Mothers Day! GF: Happy Mothers Day ... to you too ... if you're .. um .. a mom

Waitress: Happy Mothers Day! GF: Happy Mothers Day 
... to you too 
... if you're .. um .. a mom  Socially Awkward Penguin

Takes political test Discovers He's A Log Cabin Republican

Takes political test Discovers He's A Log Cabin Republican  Socially Awkward Penguin
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