Socially Awkward Penguin

Comes up with witty statement Might offend someone, doesn't say it.

Comes up with witty statement Might offend someone, doesn't say it.  Socially Awkward Penguin

See someone you know from school at the mall Walks the opposite direction

See someone you know from school at the mall Walks the opposite direction  Socially Awkward Penguin

try to hold in sneeze fart

try to hold in sneeze fart  Socially Awkward Penguin

HOT PERSON SAYS HI TO YOU REALISE THEY AREN'T TALKING TO YOU

HOT PERSON SAYS HI TO YOU REALISE THEY AREN'T TALKING TO YOU  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walking with two friends on sidewalk always end up behind

Walking with two friends on  sidewalk always end up behind  Socially Awkward Penguin

Stop at stop sign next to lemonade stand terrified of interaction with children. Pretend you don't see them.

Stop at stop sign next to lemonade stand terrified of interaction with children.  Pretend you don't see them.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees an elderly on the bus and about to offer a seat SPENDS NEXT 10 MINUTES WORRYING THAT SHE MIGHT GET OFFENDED THAT YOU THINK SHE IS OLD, WHILST OTHER PEOPLE STARE AT YOU

Sees an elderly on the bus and about to offer a seat SPENDS NEXT 10 MINUTES WORRYING THAT SHE MIGHT GET OFFENDED THAT YOU THINK SHE IS OLD, WHILST OTHER PEOPLE STARE AT YOU  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone throws their beer during a concert aimed at me

Someone throws their beer during a concert aimed at me  Socially Awkward Penguin

Playing a game on my xbox I pretend its a woman and i'm touching her and realize its the closest encounter to one

Playing a game on my xbox  I pretend its a woman and i'm touching her and realize its the closest encounter to one   Socially Awkward Penguin

FINALLY MUSTER UP THE STRENGTH TO ASK A GIRL FOR A PENCIL

FINALLY MUSTER UP THE STRENGTH TO ASK A GIRL FOR A PENCIL  Socially Awkward Penguin
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