Socially Awkward Penguin

Go up to friend at his Dads funeral Hey, hows it goin?

Go up to friend at his Dads funeral Hey, hows it goin?  Socially Awkward Penguin

doorbell rings while I'm home alone sit perfectly still and silent until I'm sure they're gone

doorbell rings while I'm home alone sit perfectly still and silent until I'm sure they're gone  Socially Awkward Penguin

stranger compliments my shirt never wear it again

stranger compliments my shirt never wear it again  Socially Awkward Penguin

finds old picture of his grandmother thinks its attractive

finds old picture of his grandmother thinks its attractive  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to impress girl By singing the song of the dragonborn

Tries to impress girl By singing the song of the dragonborn  Socially Awkward Penguin

works up the courage to ask her how her day is going doesn't hear you, walk away slowly...

works up the courage to ask her how her day is going doesn't hear you, walk away slowly...  Socially Awkward Penguin

goes shopping for business attire asks around for black khaki pants

goes shopping for business attire asks around for black khaki pants  Socially Awkward Penguin

FINISHES POOP IN PUBLIC BATHROOM WAITS FOR EVERYONE TO LEAVE SO NO ONE KNOWS IT WAS HIM

FINISHES POOP IN PUBLIC BATHROOM WAITS FOR EVERYONE TO LEAVE SO NO ONE KNOWS IT WAS HIM  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone asks you to try food on a fork as they hold it up Oh shit, should I grab the fork?

Someone asks you to try food on a fork as they hold it up Oh shit, should I grab the fork?  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl at party: "guess my name" Guesses it right

Girl at party:
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