Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes for haircut Tries hardest not make eye contact in mirror to avoid conversation

Goes for haircut Tries hardest not make eye contact in mirror to avoid conversation  Socially Awkward Penguin

Uses web cam on laptop to see how bad bruise on face looks Girl behind thinks I'm recording her and moves

Uses web cam on laptop to see how bad bruise on face looks Girl behind thinks I'm recording her and moves  Socially Awkward Penguin

poops with legs open water splashes out and lands on my feet

poops with legs open water splashes out and lands on my feet  Socially Awkward Penguin

Unpopular on Reddit Unpopular in real life

Unpopular on Reddit Unpopular in real life   Socially Awkward Penguin

Admits to being a virgin at 21. Some Girl finally takes pity on him, but he can't get it up. Posts about it on reddit for thousands to see

Admits to being a virgin at 21.  Some Girl finally takes pity on him, but he can't get it up. Posts about it on reddit for thousands to see   Socially Awkward Penguin

in class doing work when a girl in front of me says something to me look up and eye level instinctively adjusts on boobs

in class doing work when a girl in front of me says something to me look up and eye level instinctively adjusts on boobs  Socially Awkward Penguin

silence during a conversation starts humming a tune

silence during a conversation starts humming a tune  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees car has to stop for me walks slower so that the car can pass before I cross the road

Sees car has to stop for me walks slower so that the car can pass before I cross the road  Socially Awkward Penguin

Uses separate account for trolling It has more karma

Uses separate account for trolling It has more karma  Socially Awkward Penguin

Offers to give cute girl a piggyback home from the bar Face plants when cute girl jumps on back

Offers to give cute girl a  piggyback home from the bar
 Face plants when cute girl jumps on back  Socially Awkward Penguin
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