Socially Awkward Penguin

Has fantasy about sex with crush Spends more time thinking about the logistics than the fantasy

Has fantasy about sex with crush Spends more time thinking about the logistics than the fantasy  Socially Awkward Penguin

Posts a meme online saying "i can't be the only one' Is the only one

Posts a meme online saying

walking at same pace as a really cute girl pretend to look at stuff so she doesn't think i'm following her

walking at same pace as a really cute girl pretend to look at stuff so she doesn't think i'm following her  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Enjoy your meal" "Thanks, you too"

Shoots batman apologizes

Shoots batman apologizes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Poops in a public restroom waits until everyone leaves to wipe, flush and exit

Poops in a public restroom waits until everyone leaves to wipe, flush and exit  Socially Awkward Penguin

FLushes the toilet so nobody hears me fart

FLushes the toilet  so nobody hears me fart   Socially Awkward Penguin

Eats something delicious from leftovers Family member was saving it

Eats something delicious from leftovers Family member was saving it    Socially Awkward Penguin

Invites friends out doesnt talk to any of them, then leaves early

Invites friends out doesnt talk to any of them, then leaves early  Socially Awkward Penguin

See ya later to blind coworker

See ya later to blind coworker  Socially Awkward Penguin
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