Socially Awkward Penguin

gives cashier money, goes to put hands in pockets while awaiting change no pockets

gives cashier money, goes to put hands in pockets while awaiting change no pockets  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hairstylist's breasts brush against your head "Sorry."

Hairstylist's breasts brush against your head

Catch Own reflection's eye in rear-view mirror look away

Catch Own reflection's eye in rear-view mirror look away  Socially Awkward Penguin

Squeaky chair makes noise that sounds like a fart "excuse me"

Squeaky chair makes noise that sounds like a fart

tries to hold in a cough in public sounds like you're throwing up

tries to hold in a cough in public sounds like you're throwing up  Socially Awkward Penguin

To scared to go to store and buy lotion for masturbation Uses hair conditioner instead

To scared to go to store and buy lotion for masturbation Uses hair conditioner instead   Socially Awkward Penguin

Is peeing when someone walks in Stops peeing and tries to fake the sound of running water

Is peeing when 
someone walks in Stops peeing and tries to fake the sound of running water  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pay for groceries with debit card put wallet back in pocket before transaction is finished and while card is still in use

Pay for groceries with debit card put wallet back in pocket before transaction is finished and while card is still in use  Socially Awkward Penguin

Behind someone on stairs "I'm not chasing you"

Behind someone on stairs

Cool younger professor notices my Vandals shirt, says "anarchy burger" Fuck up lyrics and reply "kill the government"

Cool younger professor notices my Vandals shirt, says
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