Socially Awkward Penguin

Misses all her distant friends writes group email to schedule friend check-ins when she visits

Misses all her distant friends writes group email to schedule friend check-ins when she visits  Socially Awkward Penguin

Drink beer till there is 1 inch left dump it out because there are more germs per square inch now

Drink beer till there is 1 inch left dump it out because there are more germs per square inch now  Socially Awkward Penguin

ditched in line at the store "Im still shopping"

ditched in line at the store

First dinner with the school's president Tell him to pick out his GRAVE

First dinner with the school's president Tell him to pick out his GRAVE  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend tries to wave at you in the store but you pull out phone acting like you are busy just so you don't wave back

Friend tries to wave at you in the store but you pull out phone acting like you are busy just so you don't wave back  Socially Awkward Penguin

Trying to work that into a conversation for years -______-

Trying to work that into a conversation for years -______-  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl speaks to you "Should I buy Condoms?

Girl speaks to you

Online when days old post gets a response Waits an hour before answering

Online when days old post gets a response Waits an hour before answering  Socially Awkward Penguin

Brakes his only pencil Carves notes into paper with broken pencil tip

Brakes his only pencil Carves notes into paper with broken pencil tip  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wait after concert to meet band Get nervous, leave

Wait after concert to meet band Get nervous, leave  Socially Awkward Penguin
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