Socially Awkward Penguin

Splashes water on pants to hide pee spot Looks like I full-on peed my pants

Splashes water on pants to hide pee spot Looks like I full-on peed my pants  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pretty girl smiles at me on the street. Check if my fly is open.

Pretty girl smiles at me on the street.  Check if my fly is open.     Socially Awkward Penguin

Meet someone new Realize you have nothing to say, and that you aren't all that interesting

Meet someone new  Realize you have nothing to say, and that you aren't all that interesting  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walking, Holding hands with my significant other keeps getting sweaty palms, wiping them on my pants and saying sorry

Walking, Holding hands with my significant other keeps getting sweaty palms, wiping them on my pants and saying sorry  Socially Awkward Penguin

At beginning of college, Mom gets me pack of condoms "just in case" While helping me move out of dorm, mom finds same pack of condoms. Unopened

At beginning of college, Mom gets me pack of condoms

Cute guy at the gas station compliments car thanks him and stares at the gas pump until done

Cute guy at the gas station compliments car thanks him and stares at the gas pump until done  Socially Awkward Penguin

Kiss Me I'm... Not gonna make the first move

Kiss Me I'm... Not gonna make the first move  Socially Awkward Penguin

Fill my basket with junk food Add a piece of fruit so the cashier doesnt judge me

Fill my basket with junk food Add a piece of fruit so the cashier doesnt judge me  Socially Awkward Penguin

arrive early for a blind date foot falls asleep, date walks up as I get up to try and shake it off

arrive early for a blind date foot falls asleep, date walks up as I get up to try and shake it off  Socially Awkward Penguin

Let out stinky farts feels accomplished

Let out stinky farts feels accomplished  Socially Awkward Penguin
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