Socially Awkward Penguin

KNows how to pronounce menu item correctly Pronounces it as if he doesn't anyways

KNows how to pronounce menu item correctly Pronounces it as if he doesn't anyways  Socially Awkward Penguin

forgets to transfer funds over from savings account has to complement debit card with cash

forgets to transfer funds over from savings account has to complement debit card with cash  Socially Awkward Penguin

avoid browsing reddit on campus so No one will hand me an SAP drawing

avoid browsing reddit on campus so No one will hand me an SAP drawing   Socially Awkward Penguin

thinks up hilarious tweet immediately deletes it

thinks up hilarious tweet immediately deletes it    Socially Awkward Penguin

Write response to a comment within 30 seconds of it showing in your inbox Wait half an hour to submit so it doesn't look like you sit there waiting for a reply

Write response to a comment within 30 seconds of it showing in your inbox Wait half an hour to submit so it doesn't look like you sit there waiting for a reply    Socially Awkward Penguin

Teacher holds up glasses that you left last class Oh well, I guess I didn't really need glasses anyway

Teacher holds up glasses that you left last class Oh well, I guess I didn't really need glasses anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sober and getting ready for bed Stare at the people partying in the hall outside the bathroom

Sober and getting ready for bed Stare at the people partying  in the hall outside the bathroom  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to bar with flat mates Spends whole time on Reddit occasionally looking up and smiling

Goes to bar with flat mates Spends whole time on Reddit occasionally looking up and smiling   Socially Awkward Penguin

Refuses to let co-worker borrow headphones afraid your ear wax will get on them

Refuses to let co-worker borrow headphones afraid your ear wax will get on them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Bumps back into tree "Sorry"

Bumps back into tree
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