Socially Awkward Penguin

Pretends to use smartphone to avoid eye contact with others

Pretends to use smartphone to avoid eye contact with others  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl has crush on professor Sit in eyeline on other side, pretend she's swooning at you

Cute girl has crush on professor Sit in eyeline on other side, pretend she's swooning at you  Socially Awkward Penguin

enter elevator alone hide in corner so you don't have to hold the door open for anyone

enter elevator alone hide in corner so you don't have to hold the door open for anyone  Socially Awkward Penguin

High School hallway obstacle course

High School hallway  obstacle course   Socially Awkward Penguin

Realise cute girl you're walking with is going to the same place Pretend you're going somewhere else and walk a different way

Realise cute girl you're walking with is going to the same place  Pretend you're going somewhere else and walk a different way   Socially Awkward Penguin

Sense incoming debate unleash high vocabulary

Sense incoming debate  unleash high  vocabulary   Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone asks how to spell your name spell it incorrectly

Someone asks how to spell your name spell it incorrectly     Socially Awkward Penguin

Attends an Uncharted 2 demo at a theater. Wants to ask a question to sony staff sitting in top-corner. Falls down stairs

Attends an Uncharted 2 demo at a theater. Wants to ask a question to sony staff sitting in top-corner.   Falls down stairs  Socially Awkward Penguin

press button for bus stop broken, wait for next person to press button, got off at the next stop

press button for bus stop  broken, wait for next person to press button, got off at the next stop   Socially Awkward Penguin

Waiter: Enjoy your meal SAP: Thanks, you t-

Waiter: Enjoy your meal SAP: Thanks, you t-  Socially Awkward Penguin
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