Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees friend sitting with people you don't know Sit by yourself

Sees friend sitting with people you don't know Sit by yourself  Socially Awkward Penguin

yells for peanuts at a baseball game stutters and yells penis instead

yells for peanuts at a baseball game stutters and yells penis instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

tries to decide where to post something on reddit gut feeling says r/mildlyinteresting is probably the place. every single time.

tries to decide where to post something on reddit gut feeling says r/mildlyinteresting is probably the place. every single time.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Makes out with girl dribbles snot all over her face

Makes out with girl dribbles snot all over her face  Socially Awkward Penguin

Buys takeout Feels guilty drawing a line through the tip space

Buys takeout Feels guilty drawing a line through the tip space  Socially Awkward Penguin

Facebook creeps on crush [name] is in a relationship with [name] 4 minutes ago

Facebook creeps on crush [name] is in a relationship with [name] 4 minutes ago  Socially Awkward Penguin

Corrects other people's grammar on reddit in social gatherings, can't speak grammatically correct English

Corrects other people's grammar on reddit in social gatherings, can't speak grammatically correct English  Socially Awkward Penguin

someone honks at you in traffic spend twenty minutes trying to figure out what you did wrong

someone honks at you in traffic spend twenty minutes trying to figure out what you did wrong  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl says she is hungry during class Asked her what time her period is

Girl says she is hungry during class  Asked her what time her period is  Socially Awkward Penguin

gets testicular exam from female doctor She says, "This reminds me of when I had to examine my 10-year-old son's testicles."

gets testicular exam from female doctor She says,
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