Socially Awkward Penguin

Focuses on a good handshake Does not listen to name

Focuses on a good handshake Does not listen to name  Socially Awkward Penguin

Rings doorbell ready to say "trick or treat" "Ding Dong"

Rings doorbell ready to say

sees person for second time nice to meet you!

sees person for second time nice to meet you!  Socially Awkward Penguin

walks into a bar adrenaline rush

walks into a bar adrenaline rush   Socially Awkward Penguin

See's a burly 40 year old man with a zz-top beard, blue jeans and work boots get into a little white convertible with flowers and butterflies decal'd everywhere. doesn't have the balls to take a picture for reddit to see!

See's a burly 40 year old man with a zz-top beard, blue jeans and work boots get into a little white convertible with flowers and butterflies decal'd everywhere. doesn't have the balls to take a picture for reddit to see!  Socially Awkward Penguin

person with sunglasses strikes up a conversation spends entire time trying to see their eyes

person with sunglasses strikes up a conversation spends entire time trying to see their eyes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Uploads photo album to facebook immediately gets off

Uploads photo album to facebook immediately gets off   Socially Awkward Penguin

Talking to cute girl while leaving dorm. "OK see you later!" Walks around building to get to car so she doesn't think I'm following her because I made a wrong turn.

Talking to cute girl while leaving dorm.

Both say "Hi ! How are you ?" as they pass each other None actually answer the question

Both say

Boss tells funny joke Spray out nice saliva blob on chin and try to cover up with hand

Boss tells funny joke Spray out nice saliva blob on chin and try to cover up with hand  Socially Awkward Penguin
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