Socially Awkward Penguin

Hold door open for someone far away. MAKE THEM HURRY UP

Hold door open for someone far away. MAKE THEM HURRY UP  Socially Awkward Penguin

spill drink at restaurant pretend like it was already like that

spill drink at restaurant pretend like it was already like that  Socially Awkward Penguin

"scull this, maggot" throws up in hands

here's your ticket, have a nice flight thanks, you too

here's your ticket, have a nice flight thanks, you too  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone says "hey" don't look cuz they might not be talking to you

Someone says

take part in usual ten second social interaction take part in usual ten minutes of your brain rebooting as you walk away

take part in usual ten second social interaction take part in usual ten minutes of your brain rebooting as you walk away  Socially Awkward Penguin

I made a sap It might have been unfunny. Panic

I made a sap It might have been unfunny. Panic  Socially Awkward Penguin

First day of class enter wrong class room Sit for the entire lecture

First day of class enter wrong class room Sit for the entire lecture  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl you like is on facebook chat Doesn't log off

Girl you like is on facebook chat Doesn't log off   Socially Awkward Penguin

Appear to be taking care of important business on touch screen phone Spend entire time swiping between home screens to check for lag

Appear to be taking care of important business on touch screen phone Spend entire time swiping between home screens to check for lag  Socially Awkward Penguin
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