Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone starts Facebook chat with me fuck, urbandictionary.com is down. What do I do?

Someone starts Facebook chat with me fuck, urbandictionary.com is down. What do I do?  Socially Awkward Penguin

Roommate out of town stay in dorm room all weekend

Roommate out of town stay in dorm room all weekend  Socially Awkward Penguin

reading sap memes in the library, try to exit out computer freezes

reading sap memes in the library, try to exit out computer freezes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Window seat Don't pee for 5 hours

Window seat Don't pee for 5 hours  Socially Awkward Penguin

leave phone at bar to use bathroom, come back and someone is sitting in your seat screw the phone, I'm going home

leave phone at bar to use bathroom, come back and someone is sitting in your seat screw the phone, I'm going home  Socially Awkward Penguin

Dress Like A Sailor Talk like a pin-up

Dress Like A Sailor Talk like a pin-up  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cashier holds out hand for payment Shake it

Cashier holds out hand for payment Shake it  Socially Awkward Penguin

someone you know but don't talk to gets on your bus stare out of the window for the rest of the journey

someone you know but don't talk to gets on your bus stare out of the window for the rest of the journey  Socially Awkward Penguin

Guy next to me in the elevator farts I say something about it

Guy next to me in the elevator farts I say something about it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Somebody else in class gets yelled at feels embarrassed for the rest of the day

Somebody else in class gets yelled at feels embarrassed for the rest of the day  Socially Awkward Penguin
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