Socially Awkward Penguin

Hey Girl, How much weight does it take to break the ice? A Polar Bear

Hey Girl, How much weight does it take to break the ice? A Polar Bear  Socially Awkward Penguin

Uses public restroom stall Painfully restrains overt flatulence for fear someone might hear

Uses public restroom stall Painfully restrains overt flatulence for fear someone might hear  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Enjoy the movie sir" "thanks, you too"

yeah but what's your 5k pr?

yeah but what's your 5k pr?  Socially Awkward Penguin

attractive female co-worker winks at you spend the rest of your shift wondering what she means

attractive female co-worker winks at you spend the rest of your shift wondering what she means  Socially Awkward Penguin

Roommate takes off his pants and starts masturbating in clear view Freaks out and starts a google hangout to try to prove it to his friends.

Roommate takes off his pants and starts masturbating in clear view Freaks out and starts a google hangout to try to prove it to his friends.   Socially Awkward Penguin

sees your car approaching the crosswalk on campus stops walking and changes direction

sees your car approaching the crosswalk on campus stops walking and changes direction  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees your car approaching the cross walk Pretends he's not crossing not to confront you

Sees your car approaching the cross walk Pretends he's not crossing not to confront you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Make self-deprecating joke Everyone agrees instead of laughing

Make self-deprecating joke Everyone agrees instead of laughing  Socially Awkward Penguin

Showed friend reddit He only browses /r/spacedicks and /r/spaceclop

Showed friend reddit He only browses 
/r/spacedicks and /r/spaceclop  Socially Awkward Penguin
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