Socially Awkward Penguin

"You don't have to apologize" "Oh, Sorry"

try to Provide polite customer service accidentally call a woman "sir"

try to Provide polite customer service accidentally call a woman

attractive female doctor grabs balls instant boner

attractive female doctor grabs balls  instant boner  Socially Awkward Penguin

Receives personal email bcc:

Receives personal 
email bcc:  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finished ordering at the drive through "Ok Bye"

Finished ordering at the drive through

I NEED TO be better at socializing But to get better, i have to be social

I NEED TO be better at socializing But to get better, i have to be social  Socially Awkward Penguin

Does something awkward nobody notices Calls himself S.A.P. outloud in public for everyone to hear

Does something awkward nobody notices Calls himself S.A.P. outloud in public for everyone to hear  Socially Awkward Penguin

Starts to hold door for random woman realize she is fat and walks away

Starts to hold door for random woman realize she is fat and walks away  Socially Awkward Penguin

Texts "or something..." right after "Lets Hang Out" Immediately regrets and questions creeper status

Texts

someone at work said "they had not logged in to all the systems" I said "I've logged in to the one thing I need... Reddit" They just looked at me

someone at work said
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