Socially Awkward Penguin

"Ben Johnson, what's up?" uhhhh, Dylan.

poop while visiting someone's house toilet won't flush

poop while visiting 
someone's house toilet won't flush  Socially Awkward Penguin

somes asks you to hold the door "i thought you meant 'hold it closed'"

somes asks you to hold the door

not sure if girl is buying me xmas gift buys gift for her just in case

not sure if girl is buying me xmas gift buys gift for her just in case  Socially Awkward Penguin

Needs to get dressed puts all stuffed animals in closet

Needs to get dressed puts all stuffed animals in closet  Socially Awkward Penguin

Reaching speed limit End up driving next to stranger's car the whole way

Reaching speed limit End up driving next to stranger's car the whole way  Socially Awkward Penguin

Three hour flight in middle seat, hot girls on both sides. Feels awkward and uncomfortable the entire flight

Three hour flight in middle seat, hot girls on both sides. Feels awkward and uncomfortable the entire flight  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees hes about to pass someone running slower than him Takes long way home

Sees hes about to pass someone running slower than him Takes long way home  Socially Awkward Penguin

We did it, time to meet the in laws we need to break up

We did it, time to meet the in laws we need to break up  Socially Awkward Penguin

sees high school teacher in public runs

sees high school teacher in public runs  Socially Awkward Penguin
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