Socially Awkward Penguin

use bathroom quickly so no one thinks you're pooping and/or changing your tampon

use bathroom quickly so no one thinks you're pooping and/or changing your tampon  Socially Awkward Penguin

say hello to a girl at facebook say it were a facerape

say hello to a girl at facebook say it were a facerape  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pay Cashier Take embarrassingly long time to pack groceries, put change back into wallet and put wallet back into pocket

Pay Cashier Take embarrassingly long time to pack groceries, put change back into wallet and put wallet back into pocket  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wave to Friend too far to talk Too close to yell

Wave to Friend too far to talk
Too close to yell  Socially Awkward Penguin

shouts "buckets" while shooting for the trashcan misses

shouts

Name spelled wrong on nameplate Change legal name to match.

Name spelled wrong on nameplate  Change legal name to match.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Guy says "you're cute" reply "thanks" and say nothing else

Guy says

go on date with really cute girl, notice she has a bruise on her neck assume its a hickey, say nothing about it the rest of the night, never talk to her again

go on date with really cute girl, notice she has a bruise on her neck assume its a hickey, say nothing about it the rest of the night, never talk to her again  Socially Awkward Penguin

Introduce people to quickmeme use memes for conversation topic

Introduce people to quickmeme use memes for conversation topic  Socially Awkward Penguin

terrible haircut tell barber "Looks good"

terrible haircut tell barber
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