Socially Awkward Penguin

contractors working at the house so i don't leave my room until i'm about to piss my self walk out to find the contractor making out with his wife

contractors working at the house so i don't leave my room until i'm about to piss my self walk out to find the contractor making out with his wife  Socially Awkward Penguin

Drives in rain tries to average windshield wiper speed with other cars

Drives in rain tries to average windshield wiper speed with other cars  Socially Awkward Penguin

Thinks of amazing comeback Studders while saying it

Thinks of amazing comeback Studders while saying it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hey, good to see you What?

Hey, good to see you What?  Socially Awkward Penguin

Over react to someone pretending to punch me Trip and get hurt

Over react to someone pretending to punch me Trip and get hurt  Socially Awkward Penguin

can't get it up for girlfriend super boner appears when I have to pee

can't get it up for girlfriend super boner appears when I have to pee  Socially Awkward Penguin

Ask if she's a slut That's my missing cousin"

Ask if she's a slut That's my missing cousin

earphones disconnect from phone everyone in subway hears wham

earphones disconnect from phone everyone in subway hears wham  Socially Awkward Penguin

thought you saw your phone light up was actually just the lamp reflecting off of it

thought you saw your phone light up was actually just the lamp reflecting off of it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets call from unknown number waits for voicemail

Gets call from unknown number waits for voicemail  Socially Awkward Penguin
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