Socially Awkward Penguin

Waiting for ride Stands in kitchen for 20 minutes

Waiting for ride Stands in kitchen for 20 minutes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Neighbors always outside when I go smoke Well, guess I'm quitting

Neighbors always outside when I go smoke Well, guess I'm quitting   Socially Awkward Penguin

Arive at a 4-way stop at the same time as the other 3 does nothing

Arive at a 4-way stop at the same time as the other 3 does nothing  Socially Awkward Penguin

Try to hold back laughing out loud in public Blows snot everywhere

Try to hold back laughing out loud in public Blows snot everywhere  Socially Awkward Penguin

bumps into a chair "sorry!"

bumps into a chair

eye itches won't scratch so people don't think they're crying

eye itches won't scratch so people don't think  they're crying  Socially Awkward Penguin

take a quick piss hang out in the bathroom for a while so people don't think you didn't wash your hands

take a quick piss hang out in the bathroom for a while so people don't think you didn't wash your hands  Socially Awkward Penguin

chokes on water in public Tries to keep water in lungs so coughing doesn't annoy anyone

chokes on water in public Tries to keep water in lungs so coughing doesn't annoy anyone  Socially Awkward Penguin

gets invited to go out crashes computer for a reason not to go.

gets invited to go out crashes computer for a reason not to go.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Yells for his friend Sammie across the room Her Indian boyfriend is standing right next to her

Yells for his friend Sammie across the room Her Indian boyfriend is standing right next to her  Socially Awkward Penguin
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