Socially Awkward Penguin

Server says "enjoy your meal!" "you too!"

Server says

frustrated, takes control of the map cannot find current location

frustrated, takes control of the map cannot find current location  Socially Awkward Penguin

Waiter Asks how your meal is Good and yours?

Waiter Asks how your meal 
is Good and yours?  Socially Awkward Penguin

brags about losing virginity loses it to tasha

 brags about losing virginity   loses it to tasha   Socially Awkward Penguin

"Likes" a Picture of a Girl's Shirt "Unlikes" So People Don't Think He's a Pervert

talks about raunchy sex with gf next to guy friend "i bet that'd happen to us"

talks about raunchy sex with gf next to guy friend

Walks into occupied public restroom just here to wash my hands

Walks into occupied public restroom just here to wash my hands  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to open bathroom, but realises that someone is in there Pretends to have just arrived when the person comes out

Tries to open bathroom, but realises that someone is in there Pretends to have just arrived when the person comes out  Socially Awkward Penguin

makes a bad joke apologizes

makes a bad joke apologizes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Battery in smoke alarm dies outside our apartment Make a trip to the supermarket instead of asking neighbours for a spare

Battery in smoke alarm dies outside our apartment Make a trip to the supermarket instead of asking neighbours for a spare  Socially Awkward Penguin
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