Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't decide whether to say something is "good" or "cool" "That sounds gool"

Can't decide whether to say something is

TAKING A DUMP IN PUBLIC BATHROOM HOLD IT IN until they leave SO THEY DONT HEAR IT HIT THE TOILET

TAKING A DUMP IN PUBLIC BATHROOM HOLD IT IN until they leave SO THEY DONT HEAR IT HIT THE TOILET  Socially Awkward Penguin

Excited about my 10 new message on skype New spam virus going around

Excited about my 10 new message on skype New spam virus going around  Socially Awkward Penguin

Remembers something funny while taking shit at work Laughs out loud

Remembers something funny while taking shit at work Laughs out loud  Socially Awkward Penguin

Just met a girl Asks what race she is

Just met a girl Asks what race she is  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cross paths with a long-lost friend I met years ago on the other side of the world Keep walking to avoid meeting her friend

Cross paths with a long-lost friend I met years ago on the other side of the world Keep walking to avoid meeting her friend  Socially Awkward Penguin

hold a sneeze in let a fart out

hold a sneeze in let a fart out  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone steps on back of foot while walking Turns around and says sorry

Someone steps on back of foot while walking Turns around and says sorry  Socially Awkward Penguin

Speaks Spanish points at menu when ordering in mexican restaurant

Speaks Spanish points at menu when ordering in mexican restaurant  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees hot hungarian girl staring doesn't speak hungarian

Sees hot hungarian girl staring doesn't speak hungarian  Socially Awkward Penguin
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