Socially Awkward Penguin

Talking to cute girl in avalanche class, bring up story of recent avalanche fatality "Oh, you mean my brother?"

Talking to cute girl in avalanche class, bring up story of recent avalanche fatality

Crush has booger in nose too embarrassed to say anything

Crush has booger in nose too embarrassed to say anything  Socially Awkward Penguin

Is the one in the first two pictures doesnt say anything

Is the one in the first two pictures  doesnt say anything   Socially Awkward Penguin

starts choking on french fry doesn't bring attention to himself because embarrassed

starts choking on french fry doesn't bring attention to himself because embarrassed  Socially Awkward Penguin

Unexpected party at work time to take a long smoking break

Unexpected party at work time to take a long smoking break  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees stranger walking up, tries to hold eye contact stares on the ground

Sees stranger walking up, tries to hold eye contact stares on the ground  Socially Awkward Penguin

Enjoy your pizza sir Thanks, you to

Enjoy your pizza sir Thanks, you to  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees hot girl walking down hall climaxes

Sees hot girl walking down hall climaxes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Needs to invite a date to friend's wedding "will you marry me?"

Needs to invite a date to friend's
wedding

Tries to write off awkward conversation as "being in a bad head space" Realizes he's always in that head space

Tries to write off awkward conversation as
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