Socially Awkward Penguin

"OMG that person is totally talking to himself..." I just totally said that out loud to myself.

Wants to be famous like kony

Wants to be famous like kony  Socially Awkward Penguin

Makes a noise that sounds like a fart trys to make the noise again, so people know you didn't actually fart ...doesn't sound the same

Makes a  noise that sounds like a fart trys to make the noise again, so people know you didn't actually fart ...doesn't sound the same   Socially Awkward Penguin

friend says you should hang out today check phone constantly to see if you got the text inviting you over

friend says you should hang out today check phone constantly to see if you got the text inviting you over  Socially Awkward Penguin

can remember every detail about every awkward social encounter in entire life except persons name, 5 seconds after being told it

can remember every detail about every awkward social encounter in entire life except persons name, 5 seconds after being told it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Submitting link on reddit Double checks link before posting

Submitting link on reddit Double checks link before posting  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hear someone in shared stairwell when leaving house hide behind door until they leave

Hear someone in shared stairwell when leaving house hide behind door until they leave  Socially Awkward Penguin

Picks the films to watch on a airplane. Calls an audible so the girl next me doesn't think im copying her.

Picks the films to watch on a airplane. Calls an audible so the girl next
 me doesn't think im copying her.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Zone out and stare into distance while someone is talking to you they look over shoulder to see what you are staring at

Zone out and stare into distance while someone is talking to you they look over shoulder to see what you are staring at  Socially Awkward Penguin

At theater buying tickets, "Enjoy the show !". you too.

At theater buying tickets,
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