Socially Awkward Penguin

Rewrites text several times to make it sound smart and funny Gives up and just sends 'yes'

Rewrites text several times to make it sound smart and funny Gives up and just sends 'yes'  Socially Awkward Penguin

Recognizes a girl on reddit from real life doesn't actually know her name

Recognizes a girl on reddit from real life doesn't actually know her name  Socially Awkward Penguin

Don't Wash hands after using bathroom so people know you washed your hands give friends hi fives and they ask why your hands are wet

Don't Wash hands after using bathroom so people know you washed your hands give friends hi fives and they ask why your hands are wet  Socially Awkward Penguin

Discovers how badly his earphones leak sound Suddenly paranoid about all the guilty pleasures he listens to on the train to work

Discovers how badly his earphones leak sound Suddenly paranoid about all the guilty pleasures he listens to on the train to work  Socially Awkward Penguin

Stumbles while drunk looks around, walks away as soberly as possible

Stumbles while drunk looks around, walks away as soberly as possible  Socially Awkward Penguin

girl says "hi" error 404 - talking points not found

girl says

Someone uses driveway to turn around panic attack

Someone uses driveway to turn around panic attack  Socially Awkward Penguin

tries making eye contact worry that i'm making too much eye contact

tries making eye contact  worry that i'm making too much eye contact   Socially Awkward Penguin

introductory statement that plays upon redditor stereotypes as agreed upon by redditors resolution that typically lacks insight or anything particularly clever, which redditors, given their intelligence, ought to be able to do.

introductory statement that plays upon redditor stereotypes as agreed upon by redditors resolution that typically lacks insight or anything particularly clever, which redditors, given their intelligence, ought to be able to do.  Socially Awkward Penguin

playing twister boner

playing twister boner  Socially Awkward Penguin
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