Socially Awkward Penguin

Driving to a red light stops before other cars' windows line up

Driving to a red light stops before other cars' windows line up  Socially Awkward Penguin

Didn't touch dick WASHES HANDS ANYWAYS SO PEOPLE DON'T THINK I'M UNHYGIENIC

Didn't touch dick WASHES HANDS ANYWAYS SO PEOPLE DON'T THINK I'M UNHYGIENIC    Socially Awkward Penguin

All benches are taken looks like today is a leg day.

All benches are taken looks like today is a leg day.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Prof passes around civil war artifacts in a large lecture realize I'm the only person in my row. How do I get them? Where do I pass them? Now I have to walk back and forth...

Prof passes around civil war artifacts in a large lecture realize I'm the only person in my row. How do I get them? Where do I pass them? Now I have to walk back and forth...  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees an activist on campus takes the longway to class to avoid them

Sees an activist on campus takes the longway to class to avoid them  Socially Awkward Penguin

feelings hurt by girl's intense dirty talk closes video player

feelings hurt by girl's intense dirty talk closes video player  Socially Awkward Penguin

Imagines great conversation with cute girl meets her and says "Hey, how's it going?" "Good" "See ya later"

Imagines great conversation with cute girl meets her and says

Fat pizza-faced neckbeard shy and socially retarded

Fat pizza-faced neckbeard shy and socially retarded  Socially Awkward Penguin

walks out of men's bathroom, sees a girl approaching holds the door for her

walks out of men's bathroom, sees a girl approaching holds the door for her  Socially Awkward Penguin

Considers giving ol' jane a buzz decides to think about where ducks go during the winterinstead

Considers giving ol' jane a buzz decides to think about where ducks go during the winterinstead  Socially Awkward Penguin
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