Socially Awkward Penguin

Hanging out with friends, lull in conversation Reddit app on smartphone

Hanging out with friends, lull in conversation Reddit app on smartphone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Car battery dies at gas station calls friend to help rather than asking someone

Car battery dies at gas station calls friend to help rather than asking someone   Socially Awkward Penguin

wakes up at 10AM with by the phone call from the person he had a meeting with waits 10 mins before calling back so he can pretend he was in the shower, with a normal voice

wakes up at 10AM with by the phone call from the person he had a meeting with waits 10 mins before calling back so he can pretend he was in the shower, with a normal voice  Socially Awkward Penguin

freshman dorm has co-ed bathroom had surgery to remove impacted stool from not shitting for two weeks

freshman dorm has co-ed bathroom had surgery to remove impacted stool from not shitting for two weeks  Socially Awkward Penguin

Makes Post on facebook No one likes it

Makes Post on 
facebook No one likes it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Phone hung up while in public Still pretend talking

Phone hung up while in public Still pretend talking  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Would you like a soup or salad with that?" "Yeah, I'll have a super salad"

Leaving from dinner at neighbors MERRY HOLIDAYS

Leaving from dinner at neighbors MERRY HOLIDAYS  Socially Awkward Penguin

Flirting with a girl "so, do you like...bands?"

Flirting with a girl

I don't always shit in the bathroom at a party but when I do, it sounds like a michael bay movie

I don't always shit in the bathroom at a party but when I do, it sounds like a michael bay movie  Socially Awkward Penguin
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