Socially Awkward Penguin

i have a heavy sack of extra change in my pocket break more bills anyway to not seem poor

i have a heavy sack of extra change in my pocket break more bills anyway to not seem poor  Socially Awkward Penguin

say something about crush's interests that you found stalking them on Facebook They never mentioned that as one of their interests

say something about crush's interests that you found stalking them on Facebook They never mentioned that as one of their interests  Socially Awkward Penguin

im good, how are you? im good, how are you?

im good, how are you? im good, how are you?  Socially Awkward Penguin

pull into gas station and see hot girl at the register gotta be another one around here somewhere

pull into gas station and see hot girl at the register gotta be another one around here somewhere  Socially Awkward Penguin

tell a story, exaggerate facts later friend tells real story

tell a story, exaggerate facts later friend tells real story  Socially Awkward Penguin

CUTE guy CHECKING ME OUT AT THE BAR GET WASTED

CUTE guy CHECKING ME OUT AT THE BAR GET WASTED  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone claims your good idea Let them take credit

Someone claims your good idea Let them take credit  Socially Awkward Penguin

Only ate half a pizza slice Throw out the rest

Only ate half a pizza slice Throw out the rest  Socially Awkward Penguin

Go to wal-mart Use self-checkout lane

Go to wal-mart Use self-checkout lane   Socially Awkward Penguin

Turn on xbox on friday night zero friends online, same number as confidence level

Turn on xbox on friday night zero friends online, same number as confidence level  Socially Awkward Penguin
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