Socially Awkward Penguin

can't have a meaningful relationship no joke here

can't have a meaningful relationship no joke here  Socially Awkward Penguin

spend hours rehearsing what you're gonna say about something "Hey, did you enjoy ___ yesterday?" "uhhhh. . . .'

spend hours rehearsing what you're gonna say about something

Bring boyfriend over to meet parents Father opens door in karate uniform, mother is brandishing the chef's knife

Bring boyfriend over to meet parents Father opens door in karate uniform, mother is brandishing the chef's knife  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl over have to fart the whole time she is over.

Cute girl over have to fart the whole time she is over.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone tells you to stop thanking Say thank you

Someone tells you to stop thanking Say thank you  Socially Awkward Penguin

sit down in lecture hall no one sits next to you

sit down in lecture hall no one sits next to you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk down wrong isle with people in it Pretend it's right isle

Walk down wrong isle with people in it Pretend it's right isle  Socially Awkward Penguin

See Acquaintance walking towards you. ipod volume up to maximum.

See Acquaintance walking towards you. ipod volume up to maximum.  Socially Awkward Penguin

comment on how awkward a moment was it wasn't awkward until you said it

comment on how awkward a moment was it wasn't awkward until you said it  Socially Awkward Penguin

friend knocks on door stop masturbating, pretend to be asleep

friend knocks on door stop masturbating, pretend to be asleep  Socially Awkward Penguin
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