Socially Awkward Penguin

"my mom just died" I...uh... shit... walk away Caption 3 goes here

"Everyone pick a team mate" drops class

accidentally say 'love you' when getting off phone with friend contemplate suicide

accidentally say 'love you' when getting off phone with friend contemplate suicide  Socially Awkward Penguin

sees line for the bathroom on a plane "I'll pee when we get there"

sees line for the bathroom on a plane

pees on toliet seat to try to start conversation with wife how the fuck did i get married?

pees on toliet seat to try to start conversation with wife how the fuck did i get married?  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wonders why everybody he came into contact with today chuckled after blowing their nose until... while looking in the mirror, he noticed a huge booger dangling, picked it out & ate it.

Wonders why everybody he came into contact with today chuckled after blowing their nose until... while looking in the mirror, he noticed a huge booger dangling, picked it out & ate it.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Ask to borrow a plaster "Are you gonna give it back?"

Ask to borrow a plaster

Criticzed by fellow Redditor Deletes account, changes IP

Criticzed by fellow Redditor Deletes account, changes IP  Socially Awkward Penguin

get invited to beach party pedicure

get invited to beach party pedicure  Socially Awkward Penguin

Makes front page on Reddit celebrity to people he'll never meet

Makes front page on Reddit celebrity to people he'll never meet  Socially Awkward Penguin
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