Socially Awkward Penguin

I'm too sexy for my shirt... and my pants!!!!

I'm too sexy for my shirt... and my pants!!!!  Socially Awkward Penguin

deal with people all day at work run and hide when the doorbell rings at home

deal with people all day at work run and hide when the doorbell rings at home  Socially Awkward Penguin

See a cute waiter and attempt to flirt... When he leaves you find a whole fucking leaf of spinach in you teeth... Shhhhit

See a cute waiter and attempt to flirt... When he leaves you find a whole fucking leaf of spinach in you teeth... Shhhhit  Socially Awkward Penguin

Order in Hope it's not the same delivery person as last time

Order in Hope it's not the same delivery person as last time  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl you are kissing opens her eyes realize that you are staring and close eyes immediately

Girl you are kissing opens her eyes realize that you are staring and close eyes immediately  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finally get up the nerve to ask a girl out while in class She says "maybe", and never sits next to me again I didn't want to lose my virginity anyway

Finally get up the nerve to ask a girl out while in class She says

upload funny, self-made pictures to facebook immediately delete them

upload funny, self-made pictures to facebook immediately delete them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Go to a party, talk to new people only tell stories about your extended family

Go to a party, talk to new people only tell stories about your extended family  Socially Awkward Penguin

stage dive no one catches you

stage dive no one catches you  Socially Awkward Penguin

alzare la mano per rispondere ad una domanda retorica

alzare la mano per rispondere ad una domanda retorica  Socially Awkward Penguin
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