Socially Awkward Penguin

Writes awesome status Turns into irrelevant chat

Writes awesome status Turns into irrelevant chat  Socially Awkward Penguin

Laugh at reddit while alone in dorm with no tv on people walking past think youre a lunatic

Laugh at reddit while alone in dorm with no tv on people walking past think youre a lunatic  Socially Awkward Penguin

Order a burger, don't want pickles just take them off yourself

Order a burger, don't want pickles just take them off yourself  Socially Awkward Penguin

nobody wants you there show up anyway

nobody wants you there show up anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

failed to think of a clever halloween costume idea decided to go as myself

failed to think of a clever halloween costume idea decided to go as myself  Socially Awkward Penguin

Using Urinal while someone is in stall Quickly exit as toilet flushes

Using Urinal while someone is in stall Quickly exit as toilet flushes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Try to Commit Suicide Apparently 20 Nyquils Aren't Toxic Mom has to take me to doctor to get stomach pumped

Try to Commit Suicide Apparently 20 Nyquils Aren't Toxic Mom has to take me to doctor to get stomach pumped  Socially Awkward Penguin

tries to fit in becomes anathema

tries to fit in becomes anathema  Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't think of a clever Happy birthday message post nothing at all

Can't think of a clever Happy birthday message post nothing at all  Socially Awkward Penguin

fart in public check pants for wet spot

fart in public check pants for wet spot  Socially Awkward Penguin
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