Socially Awkward Penguin

Waits to express laughter via text until determining if recipient prefers "Haha" to "LOL"

Waits to express laughter via text until determining if recipient prefers

"Go Bills" Thanks

joins Online dating site researches "flirting" on wikipedia

joins Online dating site researches

Sits in park reading Couple next to him have sex

Sits in park reading  Couple next to him have sex  Socially Awkward Penguin

wants to say "I don't want you to leave" while kissing crush after a great day together Says "I don't want you"

wants to say

Gets hit by car Apologizes to driver

Gets hit by car Apologizes to driver  Socially Awkward Penguin

forget girls name "maybe she won't notice"

forget girls name

SITS NEXT TO ATTRACTIVE GIRL IMAGINES SPENDING THE REST OF HIS LIFE WITH HER.

SITS NEXT TO ATTRACTIVE GIRL IMAGINES SPENDING THE REST OF HIS LIFE WITH HER.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walks out store, clerk says "Thanks for coming." Says "Thanks, you too."

Walks out store, clerk says

girl holds door open open other door for yourself

girl holds door open open other door for yourself  Socially Awkward Penguin
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