Socially Awkward Penguin

Come out of gym saying "oww my legs" I front of a lady in a wheelchair

Come out of gym saying

PEOPLE ALWAYS GET MY NAME WRONG I DONT EVEN BOTHER CORRECTING THEM

PEOPLE ALWAYS GET MY NAME WRONG I DONT EVEN BOTHER CORRECTING THEM  Socially Awkward Penguin

shits pants at summer camp wears loaded underwear for two days waiting for the chance to covertly ditch them in the garbage at night

shits pants at summer camp wears loaded underwear for two days waiting for the chance to covertly ditch them in the garbage at night  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to the doctor when feeling sick Only diagnosis is Anxiety Disorder

Goes to the doctor when feeling sick Only diagnosis is Anxiety Disorder  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets cut off while driving, Flips them off and honks horn Other car was in the middle of a of funeral procession

Gets cut off while driving, Flips them off and honks horn Other car was in the middle of a of funeral procession    Socially Awkward Penguin

incredibly hot girl at work tells me to be safe on drive home I say: "Thank you"

incredibly hot girl at work tells me to be safe on drive home    I say:

Only one wearing jeans realize Jeans day is tommorow

Only one wearing jeans realize Jeans day is tommorow  Socially Awkward Penguin

Write post for /r/mmfb Reddit is down for maintenance

Write post for /r/mmfb Reddit is down for maintenance  Socially Awkward Penguin

Don't hate cause everybody know that Buggles > Beyonce

Don't hate cause everybody know that Buggles > Beyonce  Socially Awkward Penguin

try to talk to poular girl on facebook she dosen't respond "sorry wrong person"

try to talk to poular girl on facebook she dosen't respond
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