Socially Awkward Penguin

Rubs nose while talking to a girl Long stringy booger sticks to finger

Rubs nose while talking to a girl Long stringy booger sticks to finger  Socially Awkward Penguin

I thought your email address was an assortment of random letters didn't realize that was your last name

I thought your email address was an assortment of random letters didn't realize that was your last name  Socially Awkward Penguin

Remembers joke while drinking chocolate milk makes peanut butter and jelly chocolate milk sandwich with nose.

Remembers joke while drinking chocolate milk makes peanut butter and jelly chocolate milk sandwich with nose.  Socially Awkward Penguin

helps customer find something says "thank you" before they get a chance to say it

helps customer find something says

Missed the toilet paper while masturbating at girlfriends place Couldn't find the cum before she was back from groceries

Missed the toilet paper while masturbating at girlfriends place Couldn't find the cum before she was back from groceries  Socially Awkward Penguin

Purposely splash pee stream in washroom So person doesn't think i'm pee shy

Purposely splash pee stream in washroom So person doesn't think i'm pee shy  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to bathroom at friends house Runs tap after and pretends to wash hands

Goes to bathroom at friends house Runs tap after and pretends to wash hands    Socially Awkward Penguin

Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis

Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis  Socially Awkward Penguin

ana gailk now Mosssssssssssssssssssstfa

ana gailk now Mosssssssssssssssssssstfa  Socially Awkward Penguin

desperately hitting the broken "door open" button on elevator for someone else awkwardly reads phone while he stares me down the entire ride

desperately hitting the broken
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