Socially Awkward Penguin

Pretends to talk on cell phone to avoid strangers in an unfamiliar social setting Phone rings

Pretends to talk on cell phone to avoid strangers in an unfamiliar social setting Phone rings  Socially Awkward Penguin

"I think, by leaving us at an early age, my father ruined my ability to ever trust someone" "... Well... you'll have that."

Cake day Has nothing to contribute to reddit.

Cake day Has nothing to contribute to reddit.  Socially Awkward Penguin

what kind of meat? to go please

what kind of meat? to go please  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Thank you for shopping at publix" "You too"

GF's mom cooks your most hated food too scared to say you dont like it

GF's mom cooks your most hated food too scared to say you dont like it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees old classmate ordering at counter Leaves without getting a refill.

Sees old classmate ordering at counter  Leaves without getting a refill.   Socially Awkward Penguin

"Nah i'm good" dying of thirst

having a intelligent conversation with friends... chokes on spit...

having a intelligent conversation with friends... chokes on spit...  Socially Awkward Penguin

posts something from the front page of Reddit doesn't get a single like or comment

posts something from the front page of Reddit doesn't get a single like or comment  Socially Awkward Penguin
Like us for More!