Socially Awkward Penguin

Enters bathroom to poo coworker follows me in I'll just pee

Enters bathroom to poo coworker follows me in I'll just pee  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tell your classmates how your summer was Yes

Tell your classmates how your summer was Yes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl is obviously willing to have sex with you. Ignore the fuck out of her.

Girl is obviously willing to have sex with you. Ignore the fuck out of her.  Socially Awkward Penguin

nope just introverted

nope  just introverted  Socially Awkward Penguin

Looks at cute girl getting on bus Puts on headphones when she sits beside

Looks at cute girl getting on bus Puts on headphones when she sits beside  Socially Awkward Penguin

have normal conversation fret over what you wish you would have said for weeks

have normal conversation fret over what you wish you would have said for weeks  Socially Awkward Penguin

Arrive early to class pretend to study so nobody bothers you

Arrive early to class pretend to study so nobody bothers you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Following same car for a while Beat them to the turn signal

Following same car for                     a while Beat them to the turn signal  Socially Awkward Penguin

Lose an Argument Spend the next week running through hypothetical scenarios and pray it comes up again someday

Lose an Argument Spend the next week running through hypothetical scenarios and pray it comes up again someday  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl notices me staring at her boobs and smiles Look at shoes and run away

Cute girl notices me staring at her boobs and smiles Look at shoes and run away  Socially Awkward Penguin
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