Socially Awkward Penguin

pretty girl wants to dance walk away

pretty girl wants to dance walk away  Socially Awkward Penguin

Get off the bus one stop too early Walk in opposite direction of destination until bus is out of sight

Get off the bus one stop too early Walk in opposite direction of destination until bus is out of sight  Socially Awkward Penguin

Procrastinates taking a shit until suitemates come back waits

Procrastinates taking a shit until suitemates come back waits  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wear khaki pants to work Stays in restroom till piss dries off

Wear khaki pants to work Stays in restroom till piss dries off  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to say hi leaves sign on door

Goes to say hi leaves sign on door  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl in office next door wants to tell you a funny story act like you have to go pee so she doesn't notice you just farted in your office

Girl in office next door wants to tell you a funny story act like you have to go pee so she doesn't notice you just farted in your office  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone says happy birthday reply with "you too"

Someone says happy birthday reply with

Friend has a twin Hug the wrong one

Friend has a twin Hug the wrong one  Socially Awkward Penguin

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Calls phone sex Just wants to cuddle

Calls phone sex Just wants to cuddle  Socially Awkward Penguin
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